http://www.crackerwax.com Wed, 20 Aug 2008 22:58:48 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en They're making a Bill Hicks biopic! Seemingly Russell Crowe is in the frame to play him. Seems an odd choice to me. http://www.crackerwax.com/2008/08/20/bill-hicks-biopic/ After having spent about twelve seconds lying in the sun yesterday, I awoke this morning to find that, seemingly, in the night I had caught fire. My body was the colour of molten rock, the sheets had my outline charred onto them and judging by the amount of pain I was ... http://www.crackerwax.com/2008/08/19/hot-hot-hot/ Ladies and gentlemen I present the photos from Andy's stag do. [slideshow=35] It was very good of Andy to let it go ahead. http://www.crackerwax.com/2008/08/18/andys-stag-do/ For those not in the know a Segway can be best described as being the horse-less carriage version of the chariots they round around in, in Ben Hur. It sounds freaky but it's great fun, I suggest you try one at the first opportunity. Sadly I didn't manage to get a ... http://www.crackerwax.com/2008/08/18/segways-rock/ Being onboard a cruise ship doesn't make posting to one's blog very easy. Normal service will be resumed from New York. http://www.crackerwax.com/2008/08/18/normal-service-will-be-resumed-shortly/ I don’t have sea legs, this has been exhaustively established by my inability to eat, stand up or in fact function in any manner at all whilst on this ship. Hopefully this situation will improve as I munch my way through a bunch of antiemetics but right now I feel like ... http://www.crackerwax.com/2008/08/16/sea-legs/