crackerwax

Bill Hicks Biopic?

Crackerwax — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 22:56:41 +0000

They’re making a Bill Hicks biopic! Seemingly Russell Crowe is in the frame to play him. Seems an odd choice to me.

Hot, Hot, Hot

Crackerwax — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 12:07:41 +0000

After having spent about twelve seconds lying in the sun yesterday, I awoke this morning to find that, seemingly, in the night I had caught fire.

My body was the colour of molten rock, the sheets had my outline charred onto them and judging by the amount of pain I was in, I’d had a layer of skin removed.

After spending a few moments considering my options, I gingerly got out of bed and crackled my way to the bathroom.

What greeted me was not pretty (not that it is normally but you know what I mean).

There is a moral to this story. That moral is wear sunscreen. Lots of sunscreen.

Andy’s Stag Do

Crackerwax — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 16:08:05 +0000

Ladies and gentlemen I present the photos from Andy’s stag do.

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It was very good of Andy to let it go ahead.

Segways Rock!

Crackerwax — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 15:49:23 +0000

For those not in the know a Segway can be best described as being the horse-less carriage version of the chariots they round around in, in Ben Hur. It sounds freaky but it’s great fun, I suggest you try one at the first opportunity.

Sadly I didn’t manage to get a picture of myself on one, scooting around Bermuda on our Segway tour but let me tell you I want one.

Just thought you’d like to know.

Normal Service Will Be Resumed Shortly

Crackerwax — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 15:41:20 +0000

Being onboard a cruise ship doesn’t make posting to one’s blog very easy. Normal service will be resumed from New York.

Sea Legs

Crackerwax — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 18:31:15 +0000

I don’t have sea legs, this has been exhaustively established by my inability to eat, stand up or in fact function in any manner at all whilst on this ship.

Hopefully this situation will improve as I munch my way through a bunch of antiemetics but right now I feel like shit.

Bleeurgh.