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Comment on Where Have All The Golden Grahams Gone? by Amanda

Amanda — Thu, 22 Dec 2011 15:19:57 +0000

You can get them at Liquidation World because they are American Owned! YAY I couldn’t believe it when I saw them!!

Comment on Why The Fuck Is Katie Wearing That? by Mrs J

Mrs J — Thu, 27 Oct 2011 22:17:14 +0000

I can understand or at least appreciate why people would dislike WKW. She’s quite out there when compared to the track suit and Ugg boot wearing drones that plague the streets of this country.
People love to hate what they don’t understand – whether it be William Shakespeare, Pablo Picasso or Katie from the Internet. If the words are too ‘complex’ for our modern brains – we hate it. If it’s abstract and not obvious – we hate it. And if someone wants to wear a sequinned blazer with a geometric print dress and fluffy boots – well, we might as well hate that too!
Surely hate should be saved for people who actually do bad?
But it’s really a site designed for women to comment on, I don’t think bored men enter into the equation…

Comment on Why The Fuck Is Katie Wearing That? by zack

zack — Thu, 06 Oct 2011 17:20:18 +0000

I also Googled to see if anyone shared my hatred for What Katie Wore. Shit photography, wank clothes, ugly model, self indulgent pile of shit. Any grown man who refers to eating as “going to get noms” should be doused in petrol, set on fire and thrown under a speeding bus.

Comment on Party Of The Year! by Jon

Jon — Wed, 21 Sep 2011 16:45:39 +0000

That’d be Burt Reynolds, right?

Can I get a touché!

Comment on Paula Ceely: Idiot by Jon

Jon — Wed, 21 Sep 2011 08:53:10 +0000

No, no, you’re right. I made a silly mistake when I first passed my test too; I drove half a mile up the motorway without dipping my headlights.

Thankfully I didn’t slavishly follow my sat-nav; due to a lack of any real common sense, blindly open a gate; oblivious to the fact that it was a bloody level crossing or put at risk the lives of other people; by parking my car on a railway line.

Paula admits that the gate had a big red circle on it. If, as you claim, she’s so incredibly intelectual do you not think that she might have maybe had a wee think about what possible significance a red circle on a gate might have?

Better yet though the article recounts her thoughts at the time:

She said her initial thought when she heard the horn had been to get into her car and move it.

“It was so quick that if I had done that, I would have been in the car when it was hit,” she said.

Are these the actions and words of an intellectual powerhouse? I think not, unfortunately your friend Paula – who I’m sure is a nice girl in a bright colours, simple shapes, fluffy things kind of way – is an idiot.