Comments for crackerwax http://www.crackerwax.com Thu, 28 Aug 2008 05:46:13 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.3 Comment on Hot, Hot, Hot by Mummykins http://www.crackerwax.com/2008/08/19/hot-hot-hot/#comment-390 Mummykins Fri, 22 Aug 2008 10:35:54 +0000 http://www.crackerwax.com/2008/08/19/hot-hot-hot/#comment-390 No doubt you will be given "very good" advice from all your fellow passengers - but this one you will just have to sit out - you can't go out in that heat without sunscreen - still a lesson learned!!!! No doubt you will be given “very good” advice from all your fellow passengers - but this one you will just have to sit out - you can’t go out in that heat without sunscreen - still a lesson learned!!!!

]]> Comment on Sea Legs by Mummykins http://www.crackerwax.com/2008/08/16/sea-legs/#comment-389 Mummykins Fri, 22 Aug 2008 10:33:35 +0000 http://www.crackerwax.com/2008/08/16/sea-legs/#comment-389 Well this is a first - the lad who could munch his way through a huge breakfast whilst the waves lapped at the portholes - what happened to him? Well this is a first - the lad who could munch his way through a huge breakfast whilst the waves lapped at the portholes - what happened to him?

]]> Comment on Andy’s Stag Do by Mummykins http://www.crackerwax.com/2008/08/18/andys-stag-do/#comment-388 Mummykins Tue, 19 Aug 2008 07:43:40 +0000 http://www.crackerwax.com/2008/08/18/andys-stag-do/#comment-388 Before someone else does - did you mean idyll???? Before someone else does - did you mean idyll????

]]> Comment on Segways Rock! by Mummykins http://www.crackerwax.com/2008/08/18/segways-rock/#comment-387 Mummykins Tue, 19 Aug 2008 07:42:36 +0000 http://www.crackerwax.com/2008/08/18/segways-rock/#comment-387 Can old people use these Segways? Just a thought!!!! Can old people use these Segways? Just a thought!!!!

]]> Comment on People Will Be The Death Of Me by Crackerwax http://www.crackerwax.com/2008/08/15/people-will-be-the-death-of-me/#comment-386 Crackerwax Mon, 18 Aug 2008 16:22:45 +0000 http://www.crackerwax.com/2008/08/15/people-will-be-the-death-of-me/#comment-386 Fat, stupid people with very little imagination seem to comprise about 90% of the passengers on this vessel and yes, Crocs are in abundance. They need them because their joints are under such immense pressure that every little assistance to cushion gravity's pull helps. They are an ugly shoe for ugly people. Here ends my rant. Fat, stupid people with very little imagination seem to comprise about 90% of the passengers on this vessel and yes, Crocs are in abundance.

They need them because their joints are under such immense pressure that every little assistance to cushion gravity’s pull helps.

They are an ugly shoe for ugly people.

Here ends my rant.

]]> Comment on People Will Be The Death Of Me by Ellen http://www.crackerwax.com/2008/08/15/people-will-be-the-death-of-me/#comment-385 Ellen Sun, 17 Aug 2008 19:11:26 +0000 http://www.crackerwax.com/2008/08/15/people-will-be-the-death-of-me/#comment-385 Oh yes... forgot to warn you... my little bruv (who worked on these cruise ships for a few years) reported that you will be sure to meet some of the fattest people alive! As well as the most stupid. For example, everyday the mat on the floor of the lift said the day of the week (very twee, I know) and he lost count of the amount of times people asked the way to the 'Tuesday' lift that they had used the day before because they thought they were lost. I'm sure you will return with a million similar tales! Enjoy! Oh and by the way, what are your feelings on the latest 'Crocs' phenomenon? Let me know if you see any correlation between these hideous rubber shoes and obese, thick Americans! Oh yes… forgot to warn you… my little bruv (who worked on these cruise ships for a few years) reported that you will be sure to meet some of the fattest people alive! As well as the most stupid.

For example, everyday the mat on the floor of the lift said the day of the week (very twee, I know) and he lost count of the amount of times people asked the way to the ‘Tuesday’ lift that they had used the day before because they thought they were lost. I’m sure you will return with a million similar tales! Enjoy!

Oh and by the way, what are your feelings on the latest ‘Crocs’ phenomenon? Let me know if you see any correlation between these hideous rubber shoes and obese, thick Americans!

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