Rage Against The Machine are the UK’s Christmas number one! Yeah get in! Fuck you Simon Cowell, fuck you, we won’t do what you tell us! Isn’t it fantastic that a small body of people can cause such a huge upset? What hope it gives us to know that a brave cadre can march victorious, [...]
Lily Allen’s really dropped a bit of a bollock recently with her half formed outpourings of anguish at the prospect of losing money to the evil of illegal downloads. Not that I want to start rambling on about the lack of any concrete statistics to support the recording industry’s notion that downloads are killing music [...]
To get the point of this post you’ll need to take a visit to What Katie Wore. It might be wise to have a little lie down in a darkened room afterwards to let your mind recover for a bit. A damp flannel might be good too. Once you feel recovered you could try What [...]
Even if the Israeli Deputy Health Minister Yakov Litzman thinks the name swine flu is offensive, and if he does I’d question exactly where his priorities actually lie, I’m certain of one thing; human beings are a skittish bunch. So I have three words of advice. Are you ready for them? Stop fucking panicking. Thus [...]
Now as anybody that knows me will readily admit, money and me don’t get on. I don’t respect it and it does its best to get away from me as quickly as possible, complicit in this little game are the banks, so consequently I’m not a fan of them either. However they have a place [...]
Another week and another ridiculous overblown hoo-hah in the press about some poor sod or other. This week it’s the turn of Russell Brand and Jonathan Ross to be on the receiving end of the tabloid press’ moral indignation. How journalists can consider themselves moral is beyond me, still that’s a rant for another day. [...]
It was with interest that I noticed today that Pizza Hut has become Pasta Hut. Weird, I thought. Best tweet it. And tweet it I did. Turns out everyone in the world seemed to know that Pizza Hut has rebranded to Pasta Hut as part of some promotional thing they’ve got going on. At least [...]
09.28I’m Rich!
I’ve just received this email in to the mailbox I set up for photos from Lou and Andy’s wedding. I think it’s safe to say I’m never going to have to work again! GET BACK TO ME.ASAP Greetings of the day to you, although you may be skeptical receiving this email as we have not [...]