As you may have noticed from my recent tweets I’ve just spent most of today sitting in airports and scooting up and down the country in a jet. Before we get ahead of ourselves, when I say scooting up and down the country in a jet I don’t want anyone picturing Led Zeppelin groupie molestation [...]
09.20Frozen Margarita
The night before Andy and Lou’s wedding saw myself and Andy at a loose end in New York. Consequently we ended up in Live Bait drinking beer. That was until we discovered the joys of frozen margaritas. In pints! Nice!
09.02Freaky Cruise People
They love taking your photo on cruises almost as much as the freaky looking inhabitants of the floating holiday camp love having their photo taken. At every turn there’s some hack with a digital camera snapping away at the unnaturally happy cruise folk as they stand there lapping it up, grinning like they’re Brad Pitt [...]
Congratulations to Andy and Louisa on their most magnificent wedding. More pictures will be coming soon. If you have any pictures of the wedding that you would like posted then please email them to me at photos@crackerwax.com
08.19Hot, Hot, Hot
After having spent about twelve seconds lying in the sun yesterday, I awoke this morning to find that, seemingly, in the night I had caught fire. My body was the colour of molten rock, the sheets had my outline charred onto them and judging by the amount of pain I was in, I’d had a [...]
08.16Sea Legs
I don’t have sea legs, this has been exhaustively established by my inability to eat, stand up or in fact function in any manner at all whilst on this ship. Hopefully this situation will improve as I munch my way through a bunch of antiemetics but right now I feel like shit. Bleeurgh.
So we’ve made it onto our cruise ship and it’s full of fat people and stupid people. Still it’s a break from the norm and who knows I might even get a tan. I’ve been reminded by a couple of things today, that in the event of an emergency it won’t be any of my [...]
07.31The Meeting Place
I didn’t realise quite how big the Paul Day statue, The Meeting Place at St Pancras, actually was. Look at it, it’s huge. I really don’t see why everyone made such a fuss about it I think it’s beautiful. As Paul Day said: All separation involves a suspended moment when one wonders is this forever? [...]