Jesus, no sooner had Willem Dafoe turned up on TV hawking Birds Eye’s frozen comestibles, than do we get another bunch of borderline psychopathic stuffed animals on the box. This time though it’s for the Travelodge chain of hotels. Have a look. Slightly less sinister than Willem Dafoe’s ever so slightly unsettling polar bear but [...]
Limmy; the second funniest Scotsman in the world. The guy’s a genius!
Right. We’ve had The Terminator, Terminator 2: Judgement Day, Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machine, Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles and now Terminator: Salvation. So, what have we learnt about Terminators from all these films? Well, they’re practically indestructible aren’t they? Well, except in Terminator: Salvation where it seems like they could be taken out [...]
06.09Hirrarious!
The new Big Brother is shaping up to be quite good actually. I know I might rail against television a lot of the time, but I do like Big Brother, it’s a study in human relations. The only thing I have a problem with is the fact that the producers do seem to be a [...]
After my recent dismay at Jackie Chan advertising for Woolworths it has come to my attention that they have a new sponsor. It’s safe to say that Woolworths have now well and truly jumped the advertising shark. As if Jackie Chan wasn’t inappropriate enough they’re now using Darth Vader to hawk toasters. Darth Vader. The [...]
Simon Smith of The Apprentice fame has been the subject of the worst hatchet job in the history of the series, after just four weeks, the only candidate I would even consider holding a conversation with, has been fired. It stinks. He’d better not go back to installing Sky TV, that’s all I can say. [...]
Well I know for me that whenever I think of Woolworths the two things that immediately spring to mind are Pic ‘N’ Mix and Hong Kong action movies. That’s why it was so nice to finally see an advert for Woolworths that features Hong Kong legend Jackie Chan. I’ve often thought that Woolworths ought to [...]
Well that’s easy! He thinks he’s Vic Mackey let’s take a look at them shall we? On the left we have TV tough man Vic Mackey and on the right TV tough man Steve Wilkos. Oh, hang on, did I get that right? Maybe I didn’t but you’d have to be fucking psychic to tell [...]