Watch this video – stick with it, it’s painful – and then read on. What’s with Bieber’s desire to tell every single prepubescent girl in the world that he loves them? Isn’t that a pimps trick that they use to convince they ho’s and bitches that they should let fat, sweaty, middle ages Texans fuck [...]
So, we hate our children then? Well, that’s what Sir Al Aynsley Green says anyway. In an interview with The Independent, he said. One of the greatest challenges we have had is public attitudes to children. This country is one of the most child unfriendly countries in the world. Just in terms of how we [...]
The most recent of my woeful party adventures occurred about a year ago, at a house party organised by someone I hardly knew. He was a generous chap so unless you were a convicted serial killer, you got an invite. My excitement at being invited to a party lead to my hasty – and in [...]
Rage Against The Machine are the UK’s Christmas number one! Yeah get in! Fuck you Simon Cowell, fuck you, we won’t do what you tell us! Isn’t it fantastic that a small body of people can cause such a huge upset? What hope it gives us to know that a brave cadre can march victorious, [...]
Video games have a bad reputation. We’re told they’re responsible for a nation of fat, indolent children, that they condone – nay encourage – violent behaviour. Whilst I certainly wouldn’t want any child of mine playing Resident Evil 5, Dead Space or – God forbid – any of the relentlessly tiresome Grand Theft Auto series, [...]
Ah what can you spit venomously about Comic Sans that hasn’t already been spat venomously by someone else? For those that don’t recognise the name take at look at this.
Lily Allen’s really dropped a bit of a bollock recently with her half formed outpourings of anguish at the prospect of losing money to the evil of illegal downloads. Not that I want to start rambling on about the lack of any concrete statistics to support the recording industry’s notion that downloads are killing music [...]
To get the point of this post you’ll need to take a visit to What Katie Wore. It might be wise to have a little lie down in a darkened room afterwards to let your mind recover for a bit. A damp flannel might be good too. Once you feel recovered you could try What [...]