I love Joanna Lumley, she’s foxy, dignified and not altogether unlikeable. She is also sadly cringingly naive. After having heard her talking on Radio 4 this morning I became less and less inclined to be bothered about the whole Gurkha thing. Don’t leave here under the wrong impression, I really believe all the Gurkhas that [...]
Another week and another ridiculous overblown hoo-hah in the press about some poor sod or other. This week it’s the turn of Russell Brand and Jonathan Ross to be on the receiving end of the tabloid press’ moral indignation. How journalists can consider themselves moral is beyond me, still that’s a rant for another day. [...]
As anyone who knows me will testify, my favourite activity, after having downed a few cherry beers, is to quote Captain Kirk’s immortal lines from Star Trek V: The Final Frontier. It was this one scene that last night, lead to a drunken conversation where it was decided that the goal for 2009 is to [...]
09.02Freaky Cruise People
They love taking your photo on cruises almost as much as the freaky looking inhabitants of the floating holiday camp love having their photo taken. At every turn there’s some hack with a digital camera snapping away at the unnaturally happy cruise folk as they stand there lapping it up, grinning like they’re Brad Pitt [...]
Congratulations to Andy and Louisa on their most magnificent wedding. More pictures will be coming soon. If you have any pictures of the wedding that you would like posted then please email them to me at photos@crackerwax.com
08.18Andy’s Stag Do
Ladies and gentlemen I present the photos from Andy’s stag do. It was very good of Andy to let it go ahead.
08.11Blast From The Past
Back in 2002 I went to Asda with Kate, Shaggy and Finola. I’d just bought a Nokia 7650, the first ever camera phone, so was hyper keen to use it. All the time. Here are the results. My life was that interesting.
This is really rather good. Mixing Eric Clapton and Amy Winehouse ought to lead to some kind of horrendous abomination, funnily enough though it doesn’t! It does however highlight Ms Winehouse’s, shall we say, jazz-tuned voice. Interesting.