I bought a Cadbury’s Creme Egg Twisted bar the other day. It was substandard. So I wrote this letter. Dear Lovely Cadbury’s Consumer Relations People Whilst travelling to Bradford recently Elizabeth and I decided to stop at a motorway service station to purchase some snack products for our journey. As I was in charge of [...]
11.02What To Do!
I’m sitting here in front of my Mac and I can’t think of a single thing to write, well apart from this thing about how I can’t think of anything to write. Sometimes it feels like there’s too much to do and I’m paralysed by the choice available to me. So I’m sitting here listening [...]
09.28Einfach Klasse!
It’s not really too clear in the photo, for which I apologise, but this guy had a belting Chuckle Brothers style mullet! What’s more he was German. Along with David Hasselhoff in leather trousers this type of thing is obviously acceptable in Germany. Shame on them.
I was watching Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles just now and one of the characters quoted from the King James Bible. He quoted Revelation 6 in fact and good grief was it freaky, so being the inquisitive sort I looked it up on the interwebs. The entire text reads like this. And I saw when [...]
08.28Did You Know?
It would appear to be a little known fact but it seems you can fix bad eyesight with hypnotherapy! I know, it’s mad isn’t it? It’s true though, Kate said so. I’ve been a right tit spending all that cash on glasses and contact lenses over the years. What makes it worse is that I [...]
07.03Been Away…
But I’m back now! Just been away on a wee break and very enjoyable it was too. I will be updating the site with loads of really great photos! In other news it looks like Kylie Minogue will be joining Doctor Who at Christmas. Oh joy. That should make it even better! For fucks sake. [...]
It has recently been brought to my attention that all I do is rant on my site. This is not true! To prove this I will now provide a list of things I like, and more than that I will provide an article on each of them (at some point). Here we go, things I [...]
05.29Get In!
It’s working again. Thank fook for that. Worked out that the new gallery was just never going to work, so backed out the changes and bingo-bango! If it doesn’t work for you make sure you delete your internet cache (hmm, that sounds familiar) and it should work for you. Normal service has been resumed…