It’s true, I can’t think of anything to say about, well, anything. It’s not cool, it’s really worrying. There used to be a time when I’d be able to come up with all manner of witty rantings. No more. What I really need is a muse, something to kick off a creative chain reaction. I [...]
01.22No F’in February
It’s decided! February is to be the month where I finally kick the habit. There will be no swearing for the entire 28 days. No fuck, no piss, no shit, not even a bollocks. Nada. For four weeks I will be clean, what’s more I’m going to go cold turkey. On Sunday the 31st of [...]
The most recent of my woeful party adventures occurred about a year ago, at a house party organised by someone I hardly knew. He was a generous chap so unless you were a convicted serial killer, you got an invite. My excitement at being invited to a party lead to my hasty – and in [...]
So after spotting an amazing offer from Matthew Gehrett for his services in theme song writing I decided to send him the requested fee. This is the result! [Audio clip: view full post to listen] I quite like it, not sure about the battle axe malarkey but fuck it, it sounds good and not a [...]
Fuck that fat, beardy, twat Justin Lee Collins, we’re going to bring back Golden Grahams! Now don’t ask me where they’ve gone because I don’t know. There are rumours that you can still find them but I can’t find them anywhere and believe you me I’ve searched high and low, and looked everywhere. Nada. Nothing. [...]
To get the point of this post you’ll need to take a visit to What Katie Wore. It might be wise to have a little lie down in a darkened room afterwards to let your mind recover for a bit. A damp flannel might be good too. Once you feel recovered you could try What [...]
Is mine! The story behind it goes a bit like this. Restless Cheese and I went to see Pearl Jam in Manchester last night, in true fashion this was just a bit of an excuse for some hard drinking, although whether or not I’d call white russians hard I’m not certain. So as far as [...]
Update: Click here to get a chance to sign the petition! Very shortly this site will be hosting a petition to bring back the finest cereal the world has ever known: Golden Grahams. I urge you for patience, it may take a couple of days months, but when it gets here I want you to [...]