About
He doesn't look angry, but he is.
As the world’s most angry Scotsman Crackerwax spends most of his days devising feindish ways to increase his tension. He does this with consummate ease.
An accomplished gamer, Crackerwax can often be found with a gamepad in his hand playing any number of games. Although enamoured by the technology he feels that the current generation of consoles has done little for games.
His favourite games were Resident Evil 4, Ico and Gradius V are all last generation titles, none of which had been bested by a title on the current generation. Until Red Dead Redemption that is.
Graphics are not everything, he can be often heard to mutter, often at the same time as he’s praising Red Dead Redemption’s beautiful and immersive game world. The contrary bastard!
Retro gaming is also a hobby with Commodore 64 games being his biggest turn on. In particular their music, which regularly features on his iPhone’s playlist.
Crackerwax owns an iPhone.
His deep hatred of sport, with the notable exceptions of watching snooker and playing badminton, lead him to not mix well with real men. He loathes football and has often stated he would rather die than watch a match with the boys.
A frustrated writer Crackerwax can be found pathetically scribbling his angry rants on this very site. Sadly these do nothing for his temperament and if anything serve to rile him more.
Recently he was fortunate enough to have a theme tune written for him by Matthew Gehrett this is it:
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When not at work or fuming silently at other people’s incompetence, Crackerwax resides in Nottingham with Libacious.