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No F’in February

It’s decided! February is to be the month where I finally kick the habit.

There will be no swearing for the entire 28 days. No fuck, no piss, no shit, not even a bollocks. Nada.

For four weeks I will be clean, what’s more I’m going to go cold turkey. On Sunday the 31st of January I will have a good old swear – stopping of course at midnight – then when I wake on the Monday morning that’ll be it, no naughty words.

Of course I’m going to find this insanely difficult, I’ve kind of built up a trusted vocabulary of swear words and quite honestly they work really well for me. I don’t know what I’m going to replace them with but I’m ready to find out.

Fuck yeah!

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Comments

  1. Tony | January 22nd, 2010 | 2:11 am

    I recommend viewing the “Old Grey Whistle Theft episode of Father Ted, you fuppin’ baxter of a grass-hole.

  2. Mike Power | January 22nd, 2010 | 9:34 am

    I’ll be watching you! Good luck :-)

  3. spacemonkeygaz | February 4th, 2010 | 9:33 pm

    Well no F’in February was a fucking disaster wasn’t it?

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