10 September 2009Let’s Bring Back Golden Grahams!
Fuck that fat, beardy, twat Justin Lee Collins, we’re going to bring back Golden Grahams!
Now don’t ask me where they’ve gone because I don’t know. There are rumours that you can still find them but I can’t find them anywhere and believe you me I’ve searched high and low, and looked everywhere. Nada. Nothing. No sign of the lovely Golden Grahams taste.
They’re not on the shelves of my local Tesco, Asda, Morrisons, Sainsburys or, in fact, any fucking supermarket anywhere!
Of course you can still buy the bastard step child of Golden Grahams, the foul tasting Cinnamon Grahams or as they’re now called Curiously Cinnamon. I’ll tell you, the only curious thing about Curiously Cinnamons is that they managed to survive the cull.
Enough chat, let’s get down to business. What are we going to do about this?
I’ll tell you what we’re going to do, we’re going to get 1,000 signatures on a petition and march to the Nestlé UK head offices in Croydon to present it. Who’s with me?
The first step is that petition though, got to get that done before we do any marching. If you click the link below you’ll be redirected to my petition site where, if you’re very good, you’ll be able to sign the petition.
CLICK HERE TO SIGN THE PETITION TO BRING BACK GOLDEN GRAHAMS!
As you may have noticed the petition also asks for an explanation as to why Golden Grahams have disappeared off our shelves and the second bit is a demand for their immediate reinstatement!
Come on brothers and sisters, together we can do it! Revolution!
I have signed your petition, not because I like Golden Grahams (I don’t, they taste like I imagine some five day old sick would taste like) but because I agree with your desire to get right up the collective nose of Nestlé.
If you can also get them to bring back that coffee in a can stuff, I’ll go the whole hog and even eat some GGs.
September 10th, 2009 at 23:47
You have a deal.
It is my duty, nay my obligation, to bring back Golden Grahams to these fine shores. If I don’t do it, who will?
If I can get the ear of Nestlé then I shall mention coffee-in-a-can to them.
I’m not ruling out direct action either*.
*I’d just like to point out that I am, in a very clear way, very much ruling out the possibility of direct action. I am a peaceful man. A peaceful man that just wants a bowl of fucking Golden Grahams in my belly before I go to work of a morning. Capisce Nestlé?†
†It strikes me that, that last bit might have sounded a little aggresive. That wasn’t my intention. Sorry Nestlé.
September 11th, 2009 at 01:37
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September 11th, 2009 at 08:40
I’ve just returned from Madeira, where my lovely girlfriend and I gorged ourselves on Golden Grahams day and night! If a tiny island in the Atlantic can have them why can’t ppl in this country!? Capiche
October 9th, 2009 at 18:13
Bye bye Telebtubby
P.S. bring back Golden Grahams! THX
December 15th, 2009 at 01:54