Archive for April, 2009

Is Doctor Who Dire?

Perhaps I’ve been a little bit hasty in calling this site Doctor Who Is Dire. Given that I’m a fan of Doctor Who in principle and that I don’t really hate it.

Mayhap I should just have called it New Doctor Who Is Dire? Even that would be a little misleading as some of the new episodes have been rather good. Hmmm?

I suppose if I’m honest it should really have been called Russell T Davies Is The Worst Writer Of Sci-Fi In The World, not quite so easy to remember though is it?

A Word Or Two On Swine Flu

Even if the Israeli Deputy Health Minister Yakov Litzman thinks the name swine flu is offensive, and if he does I’d question exactly where his priorities actually lie, I’m certain of one thing; human beings are a skittish bunch.

So I have three words of advice. Are you ready for them?

Stop fucking panicking.

Thus ends this public service announcement.

Interesting, Very Interesting

It’s nice to see that good old Steven Moffat has been nominated for another Hugo Award in the ‘Best Dramatic Presentation, Short Form’ category.

Oh, and Russell T Davies has been nominated too.

Moffat’s been nominated for Silence In The Library which I thought was rather good and hinted at the future Doctor in a very subtle and well written way. Although the costume design was – as per – fucking abysmal, here’s a hint; space faring adventurers rarely wear snow boots.

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Davies has been nominated for Turn Left, a lack lustre turd of an effort that bases its entire storyline on the film Sliding Doors – plagiarism is much easier than invention, eh Russell? – and gets its ‘comedy’ from Catherine Tate’s predictable gurning.

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What’s very interesting to note is that Moffat has been nominated and has won this for the past three years. Odd that Davies hasn’t won it yet really given the number of episodes that he’s pumped out.

Or is it?

Happy Birthday Russell T Davies

It was Russell T Davies birthday today. He was 46.

For those not in the know Russell T Davies is responsible for single handedly destroying the Doctor Who franchise with his ludicrous storylines and his shoehorning in of his own personal agenda to story lines. This is him.

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Under his tutelage the series has seen its popularity rocket and its credibilty plummet.

He has been responsible for some of the most awful dialogue ever to be written, reaching its nadir with Banakafalata‘s famous speech about his shame at being a cyborg (gay) and Astrid Peth‘s rejoinder that there was no need to be ashamed at being a cyborg (gay) as cyborgs (gay people) can marry!

He is a first rate writer of drama but his grip on sci-fi is poor at best. His departure from Doctor Who can only be viewed as a good thing and I wish him every success with his next project, provided that is that it isn’t the Doctor Who movies.

G20 Protester Horse Shit

Now as anybody that knows me will readily admit, money and me don’t get on. I don’t respect it and it does its best to get away from me as quickly as possible, complicit in this little game are the banks, so consequently I’m not a fan of them either.

However they have a place in the world and without them we’d be pretty fucked, that much is true. If we want to change the banking system we need to make sure it’s equitable and fair, with no ridiculous APRs (60% anyone?) and no ludicrous charging models (£25 per infraction, come on!).

What we don’t need to do is smash up a bank in Threadneedle Street under the misguided illusion that it’s political activism, it’s not you stupid bitch it’s criminal damage.

That’s not really the way to get the message across is it? People see smashed glass and broken bits of computer and immediately you’ve lost all credibility. It might be that you have any number of amazing points to make about the banking system and how it should be changed but because of what you’ve just done you’re just another lout.

That’s part of the problem though isn’t it? How do you get your message across? Where is the forum for debate?

Well of course there isn’t one. So you get rebellious teenage girls, who’re under some illusion that they’re the bastard love child of Che Guevara and Jeanne d’Arc, smashing up banks.

Saddest part of it is is that she’s being misled by a group of people (the people she more than likely shares her Brighton squat/commune/double decker bus on bricks with) who have as much of an agenda as the bankers and politicians she despises. She’s as much a pawn in their game as she is The Man’s.

Silly girl.

And In No Particular Order…

People have asked me, not many people but people, if Doctor Who is so shit why do you own so many Doctor Who DVDs?

It’s a good question, it really is. The answer is quite clearly that I don’t think Doctor Who’s shit per se, just a bit shit. You know what I mean?

As far as I’m concerned the Doctor is an amazing creation that has been portrayed very well by a number of great actors and if you were to ask me I would list them thus.

  1. Tom Baker
  2. Peter Davison
  3. Paul McGann
  4. Jon Pertwee
  5. Christopher Eccleston
  6. Patrick Troughton
  7. David Tennant
  8. William Hartnell
  9. Sylvester McCoy
  10. Colin Baker

Any argument with that?

I thought not.

The Ten Best Games Ever Made

This is very simple but I thought you needed to know. Here they are in no particular order the ten best games ever made.

  • Metal Gear Solid (PlayStation)
  • Ico (PlayStation 2)
  • Shadow Of The Colossus (PlayStation 2)
  • Resident Evil 4 (Gamecube)
  • Wizball (Commodore 64)
  • Pac-Man Championship Edition (Xbox 360)
  • Burnout Paradise (PlayStation 3)
  • The Legend Of Zelda: Ocarina Of Time (Nintendo 64)
  • Puzzle Quest: Challenge Of The Warlords (Nintendo DS)
  • Super Mario World (Super Nintendo)

Actually there is an order but only very slight Resident Evil 4 is at the top and Ico comes just after it, the rest are all joint third.

For information Bubble Bobble just missed out on being included and if I’m honest I’d be tempted to swap out Wizball for it but I just had to have a Commodore 64 title in there somewhere.

In the next couple of weeks I’m going to start writing little essays about all those games, so don’t make any plans will you?

Zero Punctuation

Zero Punctuation is one of the funniest web shows, I suggest you check it out.