My Underground Bunker Inches Closer 4
Nov2
It looks like BT are flogging a whole series of tunnels underneath High Holborn in London. The asking price is unconfirmed but I bet it’s more than I could raise.
I love shit like this, it’s too cool for words. Can you imagine how amazing it would be if it was turned into a hotel or a night club?
It’s awesome to think that places like this even exist. It was built during the war, which is clear to see and has ended up, through privatisation, belonging to British Telecom. Now they’re selling it off.
As is mentioned in the Telegraph’s article it’s unlikely it will be turned into a hotel because of risks about fire evacuation and such but some enterprising individual could work out a way around that, surely?
If you get off your BBC soap box long enough I’ll lease you my secret villain HQ for the week, you can plan a few attacks, wreck a few economies – you know, get it out of your system!
Well my plots have been getting a bit stale recently…
Ok, sold! I’ll not rant about the futility of post-event rage and take two weeks in your secret villain HQ in Berne.
Shit! Sorry, I mean Bermuda. It’s in Bermuda, not Berne. Silly me.
Definitely Bermuda.
(Phew, that was close!)
I’ve got an underground lair. I keep charcoal and an old BBQ in mine. It’s really more of a cellar I suppose.