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Golden Grahams Petition

I think we all need to petition Nestlé to bring back Golden Grahams. It’s a travesty you can’t get them anymore.

Someone should start a petition!

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  1. Kate | October 17th, 2008 | 9:40 am

    Nestlé are evil. Why don’t you set up a company and make your own Golden Grahams?

  2. Crackerwax | October 17th, 2008 | 7:49 pm

    Kate’s naivety is bewildering. There are many reasons I can’t set up a firm to make my own Golden Grahams. Not least of which is that they are made by Nestlé already.

    Now I know that some people might think Kate is joking about this but I, as a seasoned observer of her bizarre world view, know that she is not.

    Kate truly believes it is possible for one person to successfully start a business, on their own, knocking out cloned Golden Grahams. What’s more she knows it is possible to do this whilst remaining environmentally neutral.

    Of course there is a tipping point. It’s a largely guesstimated, gut feel kind of tipping point based purely on the size of your company. If you’re successful you can’t be being green, ergo you are evil.

    If Kate had her way we’d all be living in yurts, riding llamas to work, wearing clothes made out of banana skins and living on a diet of pumpkin seeds and tree bark.

    Anyway, I’m rambling now, it’s time for a lovely big mug of Nescafé and a Kit Kat.

  3. Kate | October 24th, 2008 | 1:18 pm

    You may say that I’m a dreamer…

    1. Well of course you’d have to call them Golden Gareths or Gordons or something.

    2. Until you’ve tried it and failed you can’t say its actually impossible. You do however need a lot of determination, motivation, business zeal, imagination, contacts, crazy PMA etc. etc which, perhaps, if all you want to do is sit down with a hot cuppa and bowl of sugary cereal, is unlikely to be found in the hardened GG addict, I must admit.

    3. Nestle are evil because they always have been and I’ve not heard anything different.

    4. It would be fun to go to work on a llama though wouldn’t it.

  4. Crackerwax | October 25th, 2008 | 2:03 am

    It’s not that you’re a dreamer as such, it’s that you exist on a different plane from the rest of us.

    I love you, I truly do. I’d fight to the death to protect you.

    It doesn’t get away from the fact that you’re bat shit crazy though.

  5. Princess | October 28th, 2008 | 2:18 am

    I thought you had more taste! No wonder they don’t make them anymore, Golden Grahams are like chewing on cardboard.

    I’m sure if social services found out that I was feeding them to Reuben they would be on my doorstep with their clipboards in a flash!

  6. Mummykins | October 29th, 2008 | 9:46 pm

    So green is oh so important, save fuel. Why?

    If there is global warming bring it on, it’s absolutely freezing, snow in London at this time of year for the first time since 1934, if this is ‘warming’ what is a new ice age?

    Are we so arrogant that we think we can change the climate one way or another? Constant states of flux are real, global warming is not!

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