Crackerwax

I’ve just received this email in to the mailbox I set up for photos from Lou and Andy’s wedding.

I think it’s safe to say I’m never going to have to work again!

GET BACK TO ME.ASAP

Greetings of the day to you, although you may be skeptical receiving this email as we have not met before, I am Mr. Song Lile I work with Hang Seng Bank Ltd., nevertheless I have a business proposition involving the sum of $24,500,000.00usd in my bank which I know we will be of mutual benefit to both of us, and I believe we can handle together, once we have a common understanding and mutual cooperation in the execution of the modalities.

Should you be interested, please forward the following to me: 1.Full names, 2.Occupation, 3.Private phone number, 4.Current residential address. Via this email address:mr_li.song@yahoo.com.hk Your earliest response to this mail will be highly appreciated Song Lile.

So long suckers, I’m off to make a cool $12m.

Who actually falls for this bullshit? I mean really? Who?

If you want to do this sort of thing Mr Song Lile brush up on your fucking English and your letter writing skills.