Being Mean To Kids
Can’t wait ’till Reuben’s a little bit older. My first evil lie will be to tell him that Sugar Puffs are made from wasps’ eggs.
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Can’t wait ’till Reuben’s a little bit older. My first evil lie will be to tell him that Sugar Puffs are made from wasps’ eggs.
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If you have an hour or two to spare I’m sure you can enlighten us on why you would like to do such a thing. Still can’t pick your relatives I suppose!!!!!
It’s one of those silly Calvin & Hobbes things, for example did you know that before 1964 the world was actually black and white? It’s not just the photos…
You know, teasing like?
It will be coated in the stuff my Mum used to put on my nails to stop me biting them. That way he’ll hate the taste and thus avoid a life of chubbiness (unlike his uncle).
By the way this wasn’t my, so called, mother’s only cruelty, oh no!
Did I ever tell you about the time she beat me so hard with a wooden spoon it splintered in two, then, as further punishment, she stabbed me repeatedly with the wooden shard for breaking her spoon?
That’s true that is. Quite frankly I’m surprised at how well adjusted I actually am.
Spelling change noted.
The nail biting remedy wasn’t half as effective as the spoon-stabbing.
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