Mario And Lisa For The Win

They’re a lovely couple. They deserve to win. The only decent people in that house are Michael, Luke, Mario, Lisa and Katherya. The most hateful bunch of people are Sylvia, Stephanie and Alexandra. The level of viciousness they display towards the rest of the house is astounding. Alexandra’s talk of ‘a lack of courtesy and [...]

iPhone 2.0

So the 3G iPhone’s finally been released! Looks good. You know I want one, don’t you?

Hirrarious!

The new Big Brother is shaping up to be quite good actually. I know I might rail against television a lot of the time, but I do like Big Brother, it’s a study in human relations. The only thing I have a problem with is the fact that the producers do seem to be a [...]

Lalmonirhat District – Give Birth To Himself

You have to get the new album by Lalmonirhat District. Just look at the cover! Anyway you can buy Give Birth To Himself online now, just click this link.

Stephanie Is Dim

Stephanie might look a little like Scarlett Johansson but by Christ is she dim.

Big Brother 2008

Shit. Looks like Big Brother this year has sucked me in, yet, again. Fuck.

My Ex-Housemate Julie Is Alive!

My mate Tony just emailed me a picture of an old friend of mine that I used to share a house with in Stafford, back in the dim and distant past. Ladies and gentlemen I present Julie! Now I’ve got plenty of stories to tell you about Julie, like the time she tried to force [...]