Idiot Nearly Killed By Lion

The gene pool nearly got shallower last month. Read the article and then answer the following question.

Why would you want to walk with a lion?

What kind of outlook on the world do you have to have to think that going walking with lions is a good idea? The whole notion of getting up close and personal with a creature that has evolved over thousands of years, to the point where it is now a 570 pound lump of walking muscle that could tear you apart, is completely alien to me.

What’s worse is that this woman is a teacher, a headmistress no less! It’s good to know that the education of future generations is once again in the safe hands of people like this. You know, I bet she classes herself as a ‘cat person’ and this is where her ridiculous notion regarding the cuteness of lions comes from.

Oh, and to the Daily Telegraph writer that came up with the web page title ‘Tourist tangles with killer lion’, a word of advice. The adjective ‘killer’ is usually entirely unnecessary, it’s a bit like saying wet water. Although in this case, ironically, it is also wholly inaccurate.

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