Ante Meridiem

Next time you’re about to tell someone tales of your twisted nights of debauchery try to prevent yourself from displaying your woeful lack of knowledge. The point I’m driving at here is that it is completely fucking pointless to say four AM in the morning.

You see AM is an acronym for ante meridiem and it means pre-noon. So by saying AM you’re already indicating that it’s morning so to say so is unnecessary. Thicko.

3 Responses to “Ante Meridiem”


  1. 1 Mummykins

    How I agree and whilst you are about it what about people who ‘revert back’ and people who always say ‘They were struggling one of them fell to the floor’ when they mean ground. Inside = floor/outside = ground… I could go on but….

  2. 2 Tony

    People who say ‘I’m speechless’. If only they fucking were.

  3. 3 Mummykins

    …. or gobsmacked - yes (you think) I’d just love to

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