Coronation Street is far and away the best of the soaps. I know that’s like saying Hitler was the nicest supremacist but stick with it, ok?
I’m now forced in to watching it five times a week so have decided to let it invade my mind with its ridiculously contrived storylines about murder, teacher/pupil relationships and car crashes with prostitutes locked in boots.
In this time I have become intimately aware of the numerous storylines. The one that intrigues me the most is the one involving the twisted mind of David Platt. Remember, the guy I think is a total cunt? Cool.
Well, up until Wednesday I was under the impression that everyone else in the Corrieverse was of the same opinion. However, on Wednesday at the same time that Sarah and Jason were getting married David drove his Fiesta into the canal. To cut an unnecessarily long story short the police gate crashed the wedding and all of Sarah’s family left fearing David had died.
Of course being a cunt David had merely done this to get back at Sarah. A gamble I’m sure you’ll agree but nevertheless that was the reason he did it and it worked. I’ll get to my point shall I?
It now would appear absolutely everybody is feeling sorry for David! Are you all fucking blind? He’s a shit, through and through. A shit without one single redeeming quality. If I was Sarah I would sit in the house playing with my tits all day have dragged him down to the canal and held him under until he stopped breathing.
Chewing gum for the eyes - as Dougal would say!!!
He is indeed a ’shit’! My storyline thread of choice at the moment though has to be the teacher ‘John’ who has apparently become The Street’s stud-muffin just by taking his glasses off!!! Is he by any chance related to Clarke Kent?
Are you John Doe from the New Adventures of Lois & Clarke? However, it could explain why Norris has to keep his glasses on!
I have taken my glasses off numerous times, I have yet to have a foxy sixteen year old chuck their firm, hot, thrusting body at me.
Did I go too far there? I think I may…
PS Very geeky comment from Superella, for the aid of those not in the know, I present a link.
I tried to sell a plot outline to Coronation Street once.
Steven Segal had taken a job working the the kitchen of the Rovers, just about the same time as a terrorist group took control of the Kabin.
With hilarious consequences.