It would appear that Doug Morris is the Mr Magoo of the music industry. Go and read this article then pop back. What a dick, huh? This is the problem with industry figures who have a bottom line to protect, it’s all very here and now. No view of a longer term strategy. If Kodak [...]
11.28There Is No God
I think those that know me will probably realise that I identify closely with this chap. He is a little supercilious though and at times comes off sounding a bit like the result of some unholy union betwixt Jeremy Clarkson and Richard Dawkins. But I can live with that, especially since he manages to use [...]
There follows a helpful, if a little pedantic, guide to the English language. I will of course be adding to this as and when I remember the common abuses our language suffers at the hands of the young and dim. Their/There/They’re Very straightforward this one. Their suggests ownership to, there relates to a place and [...]
11.18I Hate Glastonbury
I do, I really do. It just makes no sense. Why would anyone want to spend three days in Somerset knee deep in mud and piss just so they can watch a few achingly cool indie bands or some washed up old has been that all of a sudden, due to students across the country [...]
11.18Super Mario Galaxy
I’m not certain that this game is going to be as big as Nintendo might hope. Don’t get me wrong it’s great fun and it’s has the potential to be one of the best games ever but I’m not sure the average Wii owner will be able to get into it. You see the problem [...]
11.15I’m Knackered
I really am, I’m fucking bushed. I can’t wait for the weekend. It’s been a bit of a hectic week for me, tomorrow will be my twelfth straight day at work, not only that but I’ve been putting in twelve hour days! Not that I’m complaining of course I do love being busy, hours fly [...]
Lisa Williams is self-styled clairvoyant who parades around on a show called Lisa Williams: Life Among The Dead, solving people’s spirit problems and helping them communicate with the departed. As a clairvoyant it is Lisa’s unique gift to be able to feel the dead around her. Of course when we say feel we mean react [...]
11.12Ante Meridiem
Next time you’re about to tell someone tales of your twisted nights of debauchery try to prevent yourself from displaying your woeful lack of knowledge. The point I’m driving at here is that it is completely fucking pointless to say four AM in the morning. You see AM is an acronym for ante meridiem and [...]