I can’t believe I’m actually getting myself embroiled in something this fucking trivial but, well, and it pains me to say this. But, well here goes…
David Platt from Coronation Street is a complete cunt.
I know he’s not real and that he’s just doing the acting, but even so he’s a fantastic little actor if he can make me hate him. Blimey.

Surely the first time David Platt and Spke Milligan have been observed on the same page?!
Possibly.
However keeping it eclectic is what it’s all about!