I think Jobewan may have lost the plot. As you are probably aware I am very keen on ranting about things, you know the sort of thing; Doctor Who is a great idea that’s being bummed to death by untalented hacks writing piss poor stories based on other people’s ideas, that then have shit new aliens or old, overused and outdated aliens shoe horned into them before all being wrapped up in some of the worst special effects known to mankind, etc. etc.
What was I saying? Oh yes, Jobewan.
Well, it would appear she’s not too keen on fast food restaurants, and she’s kindly let us all know! Good on her!
Passages of particular note are the parts where she calls for zombies to burn down fast food outlets, hopes that Ronald McDonald catches syphilis (though from who we’re not sure), wishes Colonel Sanders would die of mercury poisining and imagines councilors fingers transmogrifying into gherkins!
It truly is a roller coaster ride of a rant, I suggest you check it out forthwith.
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