Archive for September, 2007

Halo 3: Better Than Crisps!

Halo 3 feels much more like the original Halo did, the sense of freedom you get from being able to rip up gun emplacements and carry them or deploy shields where you want is immense. Add to that the number of different ways to progress through each level and you end up with a thoroughly convincing world.

The sheer amount of stuff you can do in this game is astonishing and rather unusually it doesn’t feel tacked on, it just adds to the atmosphere.

I know I said yesterday that the graphics weren’t really that much of a step up, well I was wrong. The further you get into the game the better they get. Not only that but the number of enemies on screen at once and the number of effects going on is fantastic, you really do get the sense that you’re in the middle of an invasion.

The Arbiter from Halo 2 is still present and thankfully from what I hear you never have to play as him. That was one of Halo 2’s major failings and Metal Gear Solid 2’s while I’m at it, I’ll never forgive Hideo Kojima for making me play as Raiden.

Fucking about with the players sense of identity is a big no-no in my book and so far I’ve felt very much that the fate of the world really is in my hands and that I am Master Chief. Little details abound to convince you of your status as the world’s saviour.

The character of Master Chief really is made to feel larger than life in every situation, marines talk about you in hushed reverential tones and the grunts shit themselves when they see you. It all adds up to a solid sense of immersion.

The Cortana part of the plot is interesting too, I’m looking forward to finding out where her part in the story is. At the minute I can only guess that 343 Guilty Spark will be involved somewhere down the line but for once I’m actually interested in a game’s plot!

I get the feeling too that once I’ve completed the campaign I’m going to get more than my money’s worth out of the online multi-player stuff. It’s a really good game, there’s no mistaking that, but only time will tell if its truly a classic.

Amy Winehouse, Modern Legend

A lot’s been written about Amy Winehouse over the past few months. Tales of drug abuse, beatings, alcoholism, arguments and all manner of other dreadful things. Many’s the newspaper that’s featured articles droning on about how close to dying she is and that somebody should do something about it before it’s too late.

Bollocks. Keep it up I say.

Artists since time immemorial have fought inner demons, Amy Winehouse is no exception to this. Just because she’s young, gifted and jewish doesn’t mean she can’t have a raging junk habit does it?

The problem with the modern media is that it, rather hypocritically in my eyes, moralises about drug use and how very, very bad it is. Piffle. It’s nothing new and you’re never going to stop it.

Let’s take a look at jazz and soul musicians in particular, after all this is what Winehouse models her self on, and let’s see exactly what’s happened over the decades to the various proponents of the art.

  • Billie Holiday
    Well known drug addict, died of cirrhosis of the liver.
  • Nina Simone
    A raging alcoholic, who once shot her neighbour’s son because his laughing disturbed her concentration.
  • Charlie Parker
    Died of pneumonia and a bleeding ulcer, a death that was hastened by his drug and alcohol abuse.
  • Bix Beiderbecke
    Alcoholic, drank himself to death on bootleg gin.
  • Miles Davis
    Drug addict, eventually overcame it. Then died anyway.

My point is that none of this is new, artistic types have been taking drugs, drinking too much and fighting forever. The only difference now is that the public has a morbid fascination with celebrity tittle-tattle that is catered for by newspapers, television shows, magazines, websites and a host of other media. A picture of Amy Winehouse covered in blood, stumbling out of a London hotel at half three in the morning isn’t going to do any of these media outlets any harm is it?

Add to this the fact that today’s view of drug and alcohol use is much more liberal than it was even twenty years ago, it’s clear to see that the desire of the record companies and agents to cover up their star’s rampant benders just isn’t there. In fact it might even be considered to carry a little kudos with The Kids if they are seen to be living on the edge.

We need to put it into perspective, she isn’t doing anyone any harm, she might be living a life that’s a bit short on meaning but by fuck I bet it isn’t short on experience. And isn’t that what being an artist is all about; conveying your life experience to others through your art? Compare these lyrics:

For you I was a flame,
Love is a losing game
Five story fire as you came,
Love is losing game

One I wish I never played,
Oh, what a mess we made
And now the final frame,
Love is a losing game

And:

As time goes by I probably will
Meet a girl and fall in love
Then I’ll get married have a wife and a child
And they’ll be my turtle doves

But until then I’ll be a bachelor boy
And that’s the way I’ll stay
Happy to be a bachelor boy
Until my dying days

Which would you rather listen to, a young woman singing about regret at having loved and lost or a twat in a suit crooning about maybe marrying someone. Possibly. Someday. Maybe. If he could get over his Christian guilt at being gay.

I’ll leave you with this Keith Richards quote.

‘I’ve never had a problem with drugs. I’ve had problems with the police.’

Quite.

Just Call Me Jim

A temporary fix has been made on my ‘360, looks like that Elite won’t be winging its way to me anytime soon.

As a consequence of my great fixing ability I’ve finally had a chance to play a bit of Halo 3 and from what I can see it looks good. The graphics aren’t that much of a step up from Halo 2, texture wise at least, but the increase in resolution is pretty noticeable.

There have been a few design changes too, for example the Brutes no longer have fur and the Grunts look way more vicious up close. Nice touches.

What’s really freaky though is the voice acting, I’m certain I’ve heard Jonathan Ross and Nathan Fillion as marines, I can’t be sure and they’re not listed on IMDB but I’ve got a sneaky feeling it’s them…

Aaaaaaaaargh!

So I stood in the ice cold fucking wind for an entire pissing hour, bought my copy of Halo 3, walked home in said shitting wind, popped the disc in the ‘360 and got the Ring Of Death.

I hate you Microsoft. I fucking hate you. In fact, I wish I could hate you to death.

What’s worse is that I know I’m going to end up buying another one.

50 Cent - Ayo Technology

Holy shit! I’ve just listened to Ayo Technology by 50 Cent. Nothing remarkable about that in itself, however the one thing that is remarkable is that if I’m not very mistaken there’s a SID involved in that tune.

For those not in the know the SID is a chip that was used in the Commodore 64 to produce its music, it’s got a very distinctive sound that hardcore gamers or those into the retro scene would instantly recognise. It is almost certainly a SID making those noises, listen to the instrumental version yourself.

If I’m not mistaken Timbaland produced Ayo Technology in conjunction with Danja, so presumably one of them’s either ripped the music from a C64 game or has got SidStation on the go.

If it is the case that there is a SID behind the sounds on that song, which I’m certain there is, I’m not sure how I feel about it. On one hand it vindicates my feelings on the whole SID music scene, in as much as that the mainstream can accept the sounds as part of popular music. On the other though it feels that I no longer belong to a secret little club!

Anyway I’m sure the majority of the people that listen to it won’t even notice!

Halo 3

I’m off to pick up a copy of Halo 3 at a midnight opening this evening, I can’t actually believe it’s the first time that I’ll have gone to one of these openings for anything.

I was offered the chance to pick up my Xbox 360 at midnight, which I was tempted by, but in the end it got canceled after the local GameStation took police advice. I strongly suspect that advice might have gone something along the lines of ‘Open if you want but it’s not going to look too good when someone gets stabbed for a console.’.

From what I hear it sounds like Halo 3’s packed with content, has a deeply satisfying single player campaign and some cracking multi-player maps. Probably a first for an Xbox 360 game!

I know that Leprekorn really rates BioShock but I’m not sure that it’s as rounded an experience as Halo 3 promises to be. Besides which I reckon BioShock is going to be the trade in of choice for those picking up Halo 3, which means I’ll be able to pick up a copy dirt cheap (insert evil laugh here)!

So, back to the point, after twenty five years gaming tonight’s the night I’m there on the dot to pick up a game. I’ll let you know my thoughts on it soon.

Land Of The Free And The Home Of The Brave?

It’s ironic that the lyrics to the Star Spangled Banner actually include a question mark at the end of the first stanza, because it’s a question I’ve been asking for a long time. How free are US citizens now? From all I can see from the sunny shores of the 51st state it looks like ‘not very’ might be the answer to that one.

The United States of America has long held a fascination for me, almost as much as Japan in fact, but recently I have become exceptionally disillusioned by the manner in which the US carries out its international affairs. A succession of Republican administrations have presided over the gradual decline of a proud independent country, founded on the principles of free speech and opportunity for all, into a police state.

George W. Bush and his associates managing to convince the world that Saddam Hussein was in league with Osama Bin Laden was a stroke of genius, especially considering that Hussein was in charge of a highly westernised country that had all but abolished Sharia law. This is not something that Bin Laden, a militant Islamist by all accounts, would hold sway with surely?

Why does the world fall for all this shit?

Watch this video, the young man asking the questions is intimating that John Kerry colluded with Bush during the 2001 elections, essentially claiming that Kerry conceded to Bush before the votes had properly been counted, or recounted.

Did he deserve that treatment in the land of the free? As the US slides closer and closer to a police state we have to wonder how this happened.

Well I guess it happened the way it always happens, scare the shit out of your populous and then you strip them of their rights in the name of security, ensuring along the way that you whip up a frenzy of hatred against a minority in your population. Hell, it worked for Hitler. Wonder when we’ll see the Nacht der langen Messer?

Anyway, I don’t know a whole lot about this but what I do know is that I’m worried.

DualShock 3 Shock!

It would appear that Sony have made a massive fucking u-turn and decided to add rumble to the Sixaxis and imaginatively re-brand it as the DualShock 3. Gosh!

I’d completely forgotten about rumble, after all it’s such a last generation feature. As Sony’s Phil Harrison himself said, when he was asked if adding rumble to the PlayStation 3’s controller might be a good idea:

We have no plans to do so in the standard controller that ships with PlayStation 3. I believe that the Sixaxis controller offers game designers and developers far more opportunity for future innovation than rumble ever did. Now, rumble I think was the last generation feature; it’s not the next-generation feature. I think motion sensitivity is. And we don’t see the need to do that.

Fucking hypocrites. This is what I hate about Sony, their blatant disregard for the people who pay their wages.

We all know, well the gaming cognoscenti at least, that the whole reason they dropped rumble in the first place was that they’d refused to pay Immersion Technologies for the use of haptic feedback technology that they had patents for. In fact they didn’t just refuse to pay up (unlike the commercially savvy boys at Microsoft who paid up almost instantly) but they fought and fought and fought. They still lost.

They seem to assume we’re all slack jawed chavs, playing 50 Cent: Bulletproof while we wait for FIFA Soccer 2009. Admittedly this is probably part of the core audience for the PlayStation 2 and if I’m honest it unlikely the sort of audience Sony generally attract would ever be interested in Ico or Okami preferring to label them proper gay like but even so show us a bit of respect.

What’s more even though they’ve finally capitulated and given us rumble, they’re still fucking the UK over by not releasing it until Spring 2008 (nice and vague that) whilst Japan gets it in November. Bastards.

Of course we all know that as soon as they come out I’ll be buying one, I’m such a sucker.

Jobewan The New Britney?

I think Jobewan may have lost the plot. As you are probably aware I am very keen on ranting about things, you know the sort of thing; Doctor Who is a great idea that’s being bummed to death by untalented hacks writing piss poor stories based on other people’s ideas, that then have shit new aliens or old, overused and outdated aliens shoe horned into them before all being wrapped up in some of the worst special effects known to mankind, etc. etc.

What was I saying? Oh yes, Jobewan.

Well, it would appear she’s not too keen on fast food restaurants, and she’s kindly let us all know! Good on her!

Passages of particular note are the parts where she calls for zombies to burn down fast food outlets, hopes that Ronald McDonald catches syphilis (though from who we’re not sure), wishes Colonel Sanders would die of mercury poisining and imagines councilors fingers transmogrifying into gherkins!

It truly is a roller coaster ride of a rant, I suggest you check it out forthwith.

Tokafondo - Parallax Unplugged

Hey everyone! Another piece of music for your lugs, this time it’s something a wee bit geeky. Try this!

That’s an acoustic interpretation of a piece of music from a game, on the long forgotten Commodore 64, called Parallax.

Parallax was a shoot ‘em up come exploration game, with you as the lone pilot out to save humanity from something or other. The original version of this tune played whenever you stepped out of your little spaceship for a wander about. The wandering about bit was almost as much fun as the spaceship bit, in fact it was more fun because you got to drug scientists!

It was written by Sensible Software who later went on to write Wizball, which is one the best games ever in my opinion.

Of course, as per, I digress. The music conveyed perfectly the feeling of isolation inherent in being alone on an alien planet (well, apart from drugged up scientists) and this cover just accentuates the whole lone vibe. Lovely.

Lack Of Updates?

Lack of updates indeed! If I was the weak sort I’d blame it on being busy at work, whilst this would be partially true Sky+ would have to take at least part of the responsibility.

However there is light at the end of the tunnel, planned updates for the coming week are:

  • Did Cuddle Cat Do It?
    Pending further revelations, after all I don’t want to be too presumptuous do I?
  • Chris Cornell At Rock City
    Note perfect, but lacking soul. And no thank you to the drum sticks.
  • Run, Fat Boy, Run
    Why it sucked.
  • The Sweetie Taste Test Challenge
    I’ll be asking for volunteers for this one.
  • Psychic My Arse
    The worst kind of scum. ‘Was mother ill before she died of lung cancer?’. Fuckers.
  • Heroes
    Interesting but slow. I’m beginning to feel not fussed.

Hopefully my promises of extra content should get you to come back to the site at least once or twice next week.

A New Addition!

Just a quick update, hopefully you’ll have noticed a new tab at the top of this page. It’s my new quick movie review page!

Go along and have a look, and let me know what you think.