Crackerwax

It would appear to be a little known fact but it seems you can fix bad eyesight with hypnotherapy!

I know, it’s mad isn’t it? It’s true though, Kate said so. I’ve been a right tit spending all that cash on glasses and contact lenses over the years.

What makes it worse is that I went to a hypnotism show at a student union gig a few years back. Ok, I might have had to have eaten an onion imagining it to be an apple and possibly have sex with a chair, but think of the savings!

I could be being a little bit harsh here but this is bollocks isn’t it? As if some sallow eyed goon with a pocket watch could change something as physical as an eyesight defect. Then again could someone be suggestible enough that it did work?