Crackerwax

Looks like a woman in Delaware has found God inside an aubergine (or eggplant as they insist on calling it).

Seemingly this bint finds it comforting that the word God appeared inside her dinner, especially seeing as she’s had a few family members pop their clogs recently

Fuck me, if I’d just had some relatives cark it I wouldn’t find it comforting, I’d find it bloody creepy. God decides to rob you of your loved ones, then somehow decides to brag about his omnipotence by writing his name in a vegetable. That’s just taking the piss.

I mean, what is it with aubergines and morons? They’re forever finding the names of God in aubergines, we’ve had Allah and we’ve had, well, another Allah but you get the point.

If, and it’s a fucking big if, God existed I hope he’d manifest himself in a somewhat more direct manner than writing his name in fucking aubergines. For starters how about telling his followers to stop killing each other, I reckon that would be a good start, don’t you?