crackerwax

Not very macho I know, but hey I never claimed to be macho. That’s the trouble when you look as overtly manly as I do, people judge you, they judge you. Damn this cruel world.

Nevertheless let’s get a countdown of the best love scenes in movies, ever!

1. True Romance
   Clarence and Alabama meet, not altogether by chance, they enjoy pie, he takes her back to the comic store he works in, shows her Spider-Man, takes her to his pad, they make love and so it begins… All of the above takes place as Charles and Eddie warble Wounded Bird and is followed by a touching conversation atop a roof. Awesome!
2. Blade Runner
   Deckard’s told Rachel she’s a robot, she’s not too happy about it, Deckard’s a robot too ‘cept he don’t know it, so in his clumsy robot way he decides to comfort her. Cue Vangelis and some dodgy fumbling. Of course it all ends well-ish, robot love is tough in 2019.
3. Out Of Sight
   George Clooney, smooth criminal that he is, manages to seduce the Fed that’s on his tail (the actually quite good J-Lo). They meet in a hotel bar, snow falling outside the window, exchange some sexually charged chat and before you know it, it’s all gone slow-mo and they’re getting undressed in a hotel room.

The reason for this list’s existence is that we happened to watch True Romance on Sky Movies tonight. That and the fact the Leprekorn says that all I do is rant, so Leprekorn this one’s for you!