Then try delicious new funions!™
In each and every bag of funions!™ there are eight delicious miniature pickled onions, bursting with vinegary goodness. An ideal snack for lunchtime, break time, anytime!
Try funions!™ today!
I’d like to thank the people at funions!™ for their very generous gift, it really was most kind, thanks guys!

You corporate whore.
I think the word ‘corporate’ was unnecessary.
‘Tis a dirty word I usually try to avoid, but in this situation I thought it valid.
There is nothing wrong with a little commercialism now and again.
The thing is though, funions!™ just taste too good not to be embraced!
Try some funions!™ today! (That is if you live in New Zealand!)
What happened to your hardesk copper vote looks rigged to me.
Thats hould say hardest.
And that should say ‘that should’.
There you go kids, if ever there were a better advert for the dangers of booze, I can’t think of it! Never drink at work, that’s what I say.
In fact stay away from booze altogether, instead settle down with a nice bag of funions!™ and let the stresses of the world melt away…