The stag do will be taking place in either London or Manchester. Plenty of opportunity for nefarious doings either way.
While the final venue might not be known, what is known is that it will be taking place on August the 25th and is that it’s open to any bloke that knows me. Including you Smith, so get your finger out!
Sorry ladies, but unfortunately, you’re going to have to sit this one out.
So if you’re interested let me know, I’ll be booking hotels once I have an idea of numbers, so far I have seven. Any advances on seven?
A uniform may be required, Jon. May I suggest these lovely T-shirts?
Arse, forgot the URL.
http://www.cafepress.com/thinking_ban
What if I wear trousers, have a shit haircut, carry my money in my pocket and grab my (fake) balls every now and then?
I must protest Jon, you have lots of female friends! What about us!
You have fake balls?
What purpose do these fake balls serve when not being grabbed?
Yes Jon, what about the ladies? The more the merrier, myself excluded of course! Enjoy!
Aha! My case was so good he caved! Just call me Perry Mason.
Or, well done SuDo you have him well trained.