Tony Blews Is A Concept Thief!

You bastard.

Where did this come from!

Harrumph.

Actually, hang on, give the dude some wedge he wants to buy a Defender. Go here to part yourself from some cash that you probably worked harder for than he ever did.

I know this, I used to work with the work shy cheese muncher!

Love you Tony.

Posted June 2nd, 2007 in Uncategorized.

8 comments:

  1. Tony:

    I bow down before your greatness. I didn’t realise that you had invented the blog type website.

    I should have known.

    The bloody Scots seem to have invented everything from telephones to alcoholism.

  2. Tony:

    If you RSS’s this site properly, I’d add it to my own…

  3. Crackerwax:

    Yes I did invent the blog type website, along with:

    1. Hairdryers
    2. Smurfs
    3. Gravy
    4. Lesbianism
    5. Gas masks
    6. Monopoly

    Stick that in your cheese pipe and smoke it.

    What’s wrong with my RSS feed?

  4. Tony:

    If I could find the link to it, I’d use it.

  5. Tony:

    Forget that. I’m having trouble getting my site to read the RSS from my other site.

    Oh the humiliation. Oh woe is me.

    What a come down for the first person in Stafford to have their own web page!

    Conjectural fact. Staffs Uni had the first website in Stafford, which I designed (back in the day when Mosaic was the canine’s scrotum). I had the first ‘personal’ web page on their server. Do the maths.

    So actually, you stole this page idea from me. You utter cunt.

    I shall sue thee. Unless you feel like an out of court settlement. 3 pints or a Defender will suffice.

  6. Crackerwax:

    In order to prevent a fracas, I will agree to settle out of court.

    Three pints of beer shall be made available at a hostelry of my choosing at some point over the coming month. The claimant will agree to make good, provision of dates for said recompense to be made.

    Also, why does:

    1. your site not allow comments?
    2. every method of cheating at sports you know at some point involve the suggestion of using really powerful magnets?

    We need to know.

  7. Tony:
    1. Because i haven’t sussed them out yet.
    2. Because magnets are cool.
  8. Tony:

    Comments work now.