Davina McCall is shit. It really is that simple.

I used to love her when she did MTV with that Spanish bloke. Now though she’s just a complete arse. Not only that but sadly she thinks the world’s most amusing woman. She’s not though is she? The last amazing thing she did was a Garnier Nutrisse Creme advert. A quote from which follows.

‘Mother!’

Fucking comedy gold that.

Let’s not even begin to talk about her abortion of a chat show shall we? Parkinson can just about get away with interviewing Muhammad Ali and Billy Connoly every week, but Parky at least shows an interest for the people he’s interviewing, Davina just seems to think they were on her show to meet her.

Are you aware she was a receptionist at MTV before she became a VJ (VJ? Shit, how nineties is that?), you might be but it seems like she doesn’t. It’s ironic that Chris Moyles (the saviour of Radio 1? Don’t even start me on that one), is Big Brothers fat, sorry, Big Mouth. They’re both as shit as each other. God, how do one trick ponies get gigs on TV?

Anyway Davina, you’re not funny stop thinking you are, raising an eyebrow and making a preposterously stupid face does not make you the world’s best entertainer. Big Brother was a break and by the look of things you’ve forgotten that…

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