I went to the Star Wars Exhibition in London with ‘The Wife’ today and it was super-duper, look!
Well, the exhibits were super-duper, the kids running around pawing absolutely everything in sight weren’t so great.
What the fuck is wrong with parents these days? There were kids smearing their hands all over the exhibits leaving sticky little Sunny D snail trails and at one point a kid called Orin (I shit you not) started banging against a glass display cabinet and his chubby, sloane of a mother just stood there watching him. Fucking idiot.
No doubt had he broken the cabinet and injured himself she’d be the first in the queue wringing her hands, wailing and gnashing her teeth, demanding compensation and that ’something’ be done. Take some responsibility you fucker.
Oh yeah, and I was snubbed by Darth Vader, I was so disappointed, but then again what do I expect he is the most evil man in the entire galaxy. I was a bit of a tit to expect anything else really.
I suspect it may not have been the Darth Vader as:
- He’s dead.
- Not real.
- Was talking about someone he fucked on Friday night.
It was still top fun though!
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