Yay, Doctor Who is back for ’season three’, with a new assistant! Sadly they’re still peddling the same tired old storylines, shit special effects and ropey aliens.
This week we were treated to goth-space-police-rhinos, with special space marker pens with a light on the end, who think they’re Judge Dread. They’re called the Judoon, and better than all of this they wear those ridiculous big ‘New Rock’ goth boots that the skinny goth kids wear, y’know the one’s that they think make them look all alternative and intimidating? Pathetic. I half expected them to be wearing eyeliner and have floppy fringes.
The evil alien (the Judoon are just misguided space-plods) in this one is played by the woman from Dinnerladies, and she sucks blood through a bendy straw, a fucking bendy straw. A bendy straw! Fucking hell can it get any worse? Well obviously yes, it’s Doctor Who remember!
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