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What the fuck is this! Look at this pair.

What do they look like? I’ll tell you they look like a couple of lottery winners from Huddersfield who decided to spend their winnings buying a working men’s club, then got held at gunpoint in the toilets until they handed over the nights takings. Masked gun men is the only way I can comprehend the sheer look of terror on Kenny’s face. Although I think Dolly’s finding the prospect of being ravaged by a burly gunman quite appealing.

Assuming they’re not staring at the barrel of a shotgun, what exactly are they doing having their photograph taken in a gent’s lavatory? Who’s idea was that? Islands in the urine stream? How did that exchange go?

Photographer: Right loves we need a location for your promo shots.

Dolly: How about a photography studio?

Photographer: Hmm, it’s been done before, we need something classy, something that screams out romantic duet.

Kenny: How about the toilets in the Dog and Duck?

Photographer: Perfect!