Casino Royale

Daniel Craig. You’ve seen Layer Cake right? If not go out and buy it now, Morrison’s sell it for £5.99. I always thought he’d make a great Bond and ever since I saw the teaser posters I knew he would. There aren’t many spoilers in this but if you’re worried about having the plot revealed [...]

Freddie Mercury

Christ. It’s not getting any better is it? This is supposed to be Freddie Mercury. When will this guy learn, it takes more than a ropy outfit and a fake ‘tash, to be Freddie Mercury. For a start he’s between 50 and 120 pounds too heavy. Good sash! I mean, we can all see it’s [...]

Kenny Rogers And Dolly Parton

What the fuck is this! Look at this pair. What do they look like? I’ll tell you they look like a couple of lottery winners from Huddersfield who decided to spend their winnings buying a working men’s club, then got held at gunpoint in the toilets until they handed over the nights takings. Masked gun [...]