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First off: Oi! Lucas! Leave writing movies to people who can. (JK Rowling we’re watching you too).

Started this Clone War has. No Yoda let’s get this straight, included this Clone War was because George thought a ‘Clone War’ sounded hip, cool and oh so spacey in 1977. Alec Guinness hamming his way through two hours of sub standard fairy tale nonsense, calling John Gueilgud every evening and sobbing down the phone. You can almost hear him spinning like a Hotpoint in his grave as Ewan McGregor splutters out line after line of piss poor dialogue doing his best 1705s Ealing comedy Alec Guinness impression, while Hayden Christensen skulks in the background looking petulant.
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